Sassy Gives Thanks!

 

 (from the voice of Sassy)

Mom says today is Thanksgiving Day and she says I should have lots of things to be thankful for like being able to live with her. So, here’s a few things that I’m thankful for and if it gets some turkey after all this fuss I’ll be thankful for that to.

I’m thankful for getting some turkey, but mom must think I’m nothing more than the common dog. She fed me small pieces of turkey meat and put it on the floor. Did she forget that I’m Princess Kitty and I can’t eat things off the floor so I moved it on to the rug that sits in front of the sink.

I’m thankful that I got fed before the dogs. They had to wait until late at night after all the dishes were done. I’ll bet they were starving by the time they got their food, but it serves them right, cause they’re such a pain in the butt.

I’m also thankful that I get to live in the house and the dogs have to live outside.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Birthday Bash

 

(from Spencer)  

Cake and ice cream, party hats and stremers, if you ask me this birthday stuff is overrated. Mom says I’m 5 today. Woo Hoo! but, that doesn’t mean there’s time for cake and ice cream. I still have a yard to guard and I take that very seriously. After all, I am an army of one, I am Spencer. 

Unexpected Visitors

(from Spencer) 

My human buddy came to visit last night. I like him a lot. When he comes over to fed us when the family is out of town we have a lots of fun. He likes to play rough with me and I don’t get yelled at. One time he came to feed me before Tasha was living here and he left the door open and the screen door closed. Well, he didn’t know what I was capable off so I walked through the screen, (it was already pulled away from the frame down in the corner) and into the house and followed him out to the gararge. He didn’t know that I was behind him all that time, but then I was in control and we played a little game of trying to catch me while I ran around the house and hid under the dining room table. He finally caught me when I jumped on the leather couch. Those were the days when I could sneak into the house, but now the family keeps the door to the yard locked so that Tasha and I can’t get into the house and terrorize the cat.

Who Ate The Family Dinner?

(from the voice of Tasha and Spencer)

“Oh, Spencer! I’m really in the doghouse now, Mom is so mad at me. I’ve never seen her this mad.” said Tasha in a very sad voice.

“Mad at you, no way, you’re her favorite dog.” said Spencer.

“Well, I’m not her favorite tonight, or maybe even tomorrow.” Tasha said.

“Okay, what did you do that was so awful?” asked Spencer now more curious than ever, because he was always the one introuble and now the tables were turned.

“Therese took me on one of her marathon walks and I was getting really hungry on the way back. When we got back to the house Mom told her to put me outside, but she didn’t do it. There were groceries in bags sitting all around the floor because mom had just gotten back from the stores. She was trying to feed everyone dinner. The room was filled with the smell of roasted chicken. It really started my mouth watering and my stomach to grumbling. It looked so brown and juicyand I really wanted to eat it. Just then the phone rang and mom picked it up, said hello and walked into the other room.

This was the chance I needed, I ran to the kitchen counter stood on my hind legs and put my front paws on the counter top. I grabbed that chicken in my mouth, but that bird was really hot and then I dropped it. It landed “splat” on the floor. Mom found me licking the juice that was all over the floor. Her face turned really red and she started yelling and everyone ran into the kitchen to see what I had done. I heard her say.

“Get that dog out of here, she just ate our dinner.”

Someone, grabbed me by the collar and I got put outside and the curtains were closed. Now, I’ll never get to go in the house again,” sighed Tasha as she lay down to wait for someone to come out.

“Gosh!” said Spencer. “I’ve never done anything that bad, well, unless, you count digging all these holes in the yard and pulling out a few trees, and eating all the window screen, but I never stole their dinner.”

You’ve Got Mail!

from the voice of Sassy the cat

I’m a preferred customer at the local grocery store and I have never set a paw inside of one. Yet, they really must like me because they mailed me a sample of the latest Sheba premium cuts cat food. The sample can I got was Tuna Fillet & Egg. Doesn’t that sound so yummy? Some of the other flavors include Ocean Seafood Cocktail with Sauce, Tuna & Mussel, Chicken & Duck and lots of others. Oh! I could get so used to eating all eight flavors. Now, what can I do that would convince mom that I really need this brand of food?

Where’s the Beef?

From the voice of Spencer

Hey, mom! I’m craving one of those big ham bones that Tasha and I got last Thanksgiving.  I think mom put us on a diet, I mean what’s with this dry dog food crap she’s feeding us, it’s like eating cereal? Up until this week we used to eat cans of meat with gravy and  mixed with the dry food? For the last week all we’ve had is dry food mixed with water. We want the good stuff. Come on mom, we’re meat eaters not vegetarians. Give us the ham bones, chicken and turkey meat. We love when you clean out the big box in the kitchen where all the food is stored.

We want meat, we want meat. Is anyone listening to us?