To Be or Not To Be a Bratty Kitty

Sassy the Cat

(from the voice of Sassy the cat)

Mom says I’ve been a terrible brat last week and I should behave myself. Gee! I don’t think I’ve been that much brattier than my normal self. I lost the bell that hangs around my neck and I sure like having the advantage of creeping up behind my humans and giving them a “Meow” and watching them jump.

I can walk all over the house without tipping off those stupid dogs that I’m coming. The one dog, Tasha had trained herself to bark at the sound of the bell even if she wasn’t able to see me. A few times this week my humans have found me sitting on the coffee table or walking across the piano keys playing my own kind of music. I even snuck under mom’s bed and slept for hours and they went about their conversation not knowing I was there. They were quite surprised when I crawled out from under the bed.

We had company one night and I was grooming my private parts in front of them. For that I got carried outside and I got carried outside again when I walked across mom’s desk and the laptop sounded an alarm. Why do they keep putting me outside?

But I did have the best lunch this week. Now, I never get to eat lunch because mom’s not home to feed me, but the oldest girl was home and she made herself tuna on crackers and then left the room. There was the tuna sitting on a plate on the couch and I wanted it so badly. I made sure she was gone then I pounced on the couch and was eating the tuna when she returned. Of course, she had to call Mom at work and tell her all about it. I heard mom laughing on the phone so I knew she thought that stunt was cute.

That was my week, what did you do? Do you think I’ve been a bratty kitty?