I am strong kitty, I show no mercy. Come near my porch and I’ll show you whose the boss. A male cat came on my porch last night and meowed at me, how dare he, the front door was open as it was a warm night in the valley and I was sitting on the other side of the closed screen door, and he thought I would submissively bow down to him. What he doesn’t know is I already kicked one male cat of the porch. I meowed at mom to open the door, she thought that I wanted to play with him. As soon as she let me out I hissed at the cat and chased him across the driveway. As he jumped into the bushes I jumped right on his back. That was all the motivation he needed to leave the neighborhood, hopefully to never come back.
