(from Sassy the cat)
The only time I wish I were a dog is when that dog owners leaves it millions of dollars in their will. Can you believe it? Leona Helmsley leaves 12 million dollars to her little mutt and it will be pampered for the rest of his life. Let’s hope it’s a short one. Even if it’s a short one that mutt will be buried next to Helmsley in the family mausoleum.
Helmsley became a symbol of the 1980’s greed and earned the nickname “the Queen of Mean” after her conviction for tax evasion and served time in the slammer. Talk about paying your dues.
Now, I ask all cat lovers and all sane people, why any dog deserves to get all that money. How come you never see people leaving money to their cats?
Talk about life going to the dogs.
September 7, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
Does Trouble get to decide who gets the money when HE dies? If so, I hope someone will convince him to leave it to a bunch of shelters or some other animal charity. Better yet, he should donate most of it now! If he doesn’t, I think I will hunt him down and swallow his head. I love little dogs, and cats too — for lunch!
Dee-Mo, the Doberman
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